The following provides the transcript of his comments when he was a guest on the Hagmann and Hagmann Report Radio Program on April 15, 2013. This person uses the alias name “V” for his protection. He has also been nicknamed “The Guerrilla Economist.” I have taken the liberty to move a few of his comments to group them by topic.… [Continue reading...]

Oh wait, I forgot. That’s the way the mafia does it. We’re the good guys, right? So how about this… “We’re from the government and we’re here to help.” Nah, nobody would believe that.

Sometimes the line between organized crime and disorganized government gets blurry. Other times the line goes away completely. There’s nothing to see here folks, just keep moving along.… [Continue reading...]

Oh, you haven’t heard about it? Well, they do like to keep a low profile. Oopsies!

And guess what else they’re celebrating… 100 years without an audit! Not a single report card ever. Yeah! What a deal! No pesky performance reviews or job evaluations to worry about. That just means more time to do their job looking out for you and me. I feel better already.… [Continue reading...]

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.… [Continue reading...]

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”

Curtis & Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Leroy said, “We shore can!  … [Continue reading...]

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Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read:”Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.… [Continue reading...]

The Lord has revealed to many of His people that what is happening to our country is the will of God. The following documents several specific words from the Lord received over the past several years regarding the current President of the United States.… [Continue reading...]

Warning #1: Pastor Shane Warren from First Assembly of God in West Monroe LA had a prophetic vision in which he saw the heartland of America split by massive earthquakes. He shared the details of his vision on Sid Roth’s television program, “It’s Supernatural.” In his vision, he saw a news broadcast on his television.… [Continue reading...]